Apparently I have been claimed as a member by the Two Thousand Posts Society.
What is the meaning of this? I didn’t apply. If I got in, clearly they let anyone in and that can’t be good.
Are there meetings? Because I don’t do meetings. How about t-shirts? I do like t-shirts, and also coffee mugs, I’ll take two coffee mugs. No tote bags, I have far too many.
When is the swearing-in ceremony? If this is a legitimate Society, I expect there to be a swearing-in. However, I do not do ceremonies so I’ll be sending a proxy. Do they keep the NSFW tumblr bloggers separate from those of us who are hopelessly SFW? Because that’s unnecessary.
This is worse than the Publisher’s Clearinghouse stuff because I have already “won” by getting this little badge from tumblr. Now I have to consider what the privileges and responsibilities are of being a Two Thousand Poster. Am I supposed to mentor some lackluster 33-post blogger? I don’t want to.
Are there dues? Because I’m not paying for this. I’m not even making a donation for this. If the Two Thousand Posts Society wants me badly enough, they will not plague me for money.
What if I want to resign from the Society? Do I just…delete some posts until I fall below 2,000? I won’t do that. I post 100 ads a month and that’s that. Except for this month, there will be 99 because of this entry regarding the Society. I’m very OCD that way, I want 100 posts per month and that’s that.
What if I manage to someday hit three thousand posts? Do I get booted from the Two Thousand Society and moved into the Three Thousand Society? Because I don’t like change. If I’m in, I’m in, you can’t just jerk me around and kick me out simply because I continued my blog.
What do the Five Thousand Post Society people get? Do they get deletion privileges? Because I’ve seen some posts that I’d like to just right click > delete. Not many, but a few.
No instructions came with this badge. None! So I’m left wondering.
Now get away from me. I’m in the Two Thousand Posts Society and I sense it’s rather clique-ish. I have a badge, I expect a t-shirt and 2 mugs soon.